Episode 7: The Book Of Love

Ah, Love.  It wisps and giggles and blankets and suffocates… and sometimes can drive your car in your stead, late at night when you have fallen asleep behind the wheel after the consumption of mass quantities of illegal substances… well… maybe they will be legal one day.  This is not important, as you should understand this.  LOVE is important.  It is so important that Aggoth and Burd have dedicated an entire episode unto its grace, beauty and belligerent nature.  Such attempts have been made before to define this grand emotion, and failure has begotten all who have tried.  Needless to say, Aggoth and Burd triumphed so well, that they ascended into transcension, and then descended back down into descension, leaving a littered trail of ignasphamy from Aggoth’s beguiled bag of catastrophe.  Burd rode the roller coaster of insatiability, and then dined upon fragments of souls scattered amongst the aftermath of love’s cruel, yet subjugated and unmiphilous captivation.  In the end, we all know what you are thinking after reading this… and yes, we purposely capitalized the O in the title.  Aggoth and Burd support the fight against the bastardization of prepositions, and demand equality for all… so the next time you lower-case any preposition when it apparently has the full right to be capitalized… think again, my friend… then listen to this episode to remind and shame yourself for ever thinking such a horrendous thought. 

 

Credits:

We would like to thank everyone at freesound.org for providing a wide range of quality sound effects and music - the following are the sounds/music used in this podcast with the names hyperlinked to their page, and credit to the author, found on freesound.org:

Piano Keys Smashed Down by Tairblenn; EXPLOSIVE TRANSITION by qubodup; Train destruction by CGEffex; 20.0 Destruction by dangerbabe;  Pipe Organ Intro by BaDoink; Coins by dj997; coindrop-sample by egill.ian1; Song of Angels in the Snow - Orchestra Orchestral Modern Classic Acoustic Cinematic Music Mastered by szegvari;  Weird Dimension by staticpony1; epanody--heavier_moaning by deleted_user_1390811; epanody--moaning-gettingcloser by deleted_user_1390811; moan by tim.kahn;  lets_do_this by tim.kahn;  Accordion-music-clean by eyenorth; Happy Music by monkeyman535; Evil Laugh by 222laurio;  10-Time2Burn by balloonhead; Forest Angel Ritual Dark Atmo by szegvari; Major Destruction Crash Shatter (from "Pillow Fight Disaster") by FunWithSound; adding machine by offthesky;  ImDoomedScar by SirBedlam; chase_2 by levelclearer; taratata by milton.; Oh My God! Vocals with Echo by Beetlemuse; Shock (Funny Version) by Beetlemuse;  Maniacal Laughter by unfa;  My Car Horn - Beep Beep by fogma; MightyRiffFilterClosing by impossiblevoices;  Beautiful violin music by tranquility.jadgroup; Small crowd reactions by IENBA; Magic wand by olver; Magic Wand Glitter by qubodup;  Game Time FX by BaDoink; SHORT COUNTRY JIG by metrostock99; FL_Amazing_Melody_Loop_3_Version2 by orginaljun; Angel Reveal by MarknKris1996; Glorious Intro by nomadicxxl; Slide whistle 2 by sheepfilms;  VHS_Electric_Smoke_by_DSQR_110_bpm by Disquantic; Drinking Glasses contact (Clink) by EpicWizard; Panic-stricken screaming #1 by Klangkobold;  EDM Techno 140 by BaDoink; Explosion by Iwiploppenisse; Crowd in panic by IENBA;  Scream "Noooh by jorickhoofd; Choir 2 by Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli;  Gong by Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli; yay by zut50; Scraping by takeabeat; Mysterious and sinister by Victor_Natas; Overworld 3 by knarmahfox;  Gorillaschrei by J0ck0;  20090405.chest.impacts by dobroide; Forest jungle nature dark Atmo by szegvari; Cloggers clogging in Lincoln, Nebraska by bmccoy2; Metal Cling Clang Bang by qubodup; Whizzing Lip Whistle, A by InspectorJ; Chime of Doom by Kostas17; Dodgy_C_Funky_Loop by Dodgy C; 8 police cars passing w sirens by goose278;  Science Fiction Atmosphere by Aiwha; Tribal Drums Jungle Beat Fast Ethno Cinematic Surround by szegvari; Rain Sound and Rainforest by INNORECORDS;  drontard by NoiseCollector;  Tribal Battle Chants/Shouts by qubodup; chant by Falsalama; Jungle tribal hut - Jungle Cinematic Tribal Drums Cajon Synth Atmo Music Background Drama by szegvari; Russian Cheeky Soldier Voice by qubodup; Smirnoff Scream by glazkov; Fanfare 4 by colorsCrimsonTears; Mysterious Background Music Orchestra by Migfus20; Halloween Werewolf Intro by miksmusic; Shotgun 01 by Claiber7901; Piano Shock Impact by DianneTriplerUne; Love in the Bar - Jazz Piano by szegvari;  186bpm beats by QLC; Frantic [loop] - for games.by TiagoThanos;  Epic trailer action music 2 by humanoide9000; Epic angry boat/Inception Sound effect by funnyman850; Monster / Alien Eating by EchoCinematics; Typing on a typewriter with ding at end of each line by evsecrets; Duck Quack by qubodup;  A flag flapping in the wind, at the small village of Assem Souk, in the High Atlas (Morocco) by felix.blume; Chinese traditional loo by oymaldonado; Dharmawave by Kelewin; gibberish 1 by izzytherobloxgamer09; crazy native talk by rhavinga;  screams by deleted_user_5405837;  Glorious_buildup_one_by_DSQT by Disquantic; Mad Scientist lab loopable by ramonmineiro;  Chemistry reaction 3 - Big by OGsoundFX; Gas Torch Light by SyntaxSeed;  Scream in pain by NachtmahrTV; Location Stream 1 jamesrodavidson; gurgle by eirons; Drinking Noises by Alex-Fullam;  Slurping swallowing and ahh by mwhitcomb83;  acoustic guitar duet by graham_makes;  Get 'em by MadGravityStudio; Creepy Music Box by Mr_KeybOred; Medieval Tavern by quadraslayer; Chonology of love by EKVelika; Country horse race by kbrecordzz; DunDunDunnn by copyc4t; Big Water Splash by qubodup; Piano Jump Scare Stinger by TheSoundFXGuy_YT; jazz piano intro by deleted_user_9271295; Violin Scare by SirBedlam; ALLELUIA HALLELUJAH by Angel_Perez_Grandi; We Wish You A Merry Christmas by rhodesmas; Didgeridoo Monster Roar by Noxdl; Long male scream 1 by jorickhoofd; Boing Box 01 by D.jones; Unsheathed blade by deleted_user_2906614; Xylophone for cartoon (13) by sergeeo; Slide Whistle, Descending, B (H4n) by InspectorJ; War sounds by 1stWebArmy; Piano and effects track loop by frankum; Spanking by junkfood2121; FEMALE GIGGLE by Ch0cchi; Stop It by pyro13djt; Scream, female x2 by peridactyloptrix; Whip Crack by SciFiSounds;  

We also thank zapsplat.com for the following quality sounds we used from their site - they request no links be associated: 

- Gone Mad – fast paced slightly chaotic music with a crazy feel
- Autumntime – slow, sombre piano piece that moves between contentment and melancholy
- Back In Toon – fast paced piano driven cartoon music
- Female scream, long straight and bright, triumphal 1

 

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